So I woke up this morning in a tremendous amount of pain. Nollie was being annoying, so I decided to put him out of the room. When I stood up, I immediately regretted it. Pain shot through the left side of my back. It is hurting just to write this.
This is worse than the time I gave myself shin splints by walking back and forth between work and the Metro.
This is more embarrassing than that once I pulled a muscle in my lower back by putting on pants.
This time I didn’t even do anything – I was only sleeping, and I hurt myself.