Umm, if you’re reading this, I love you. Thanks for being the best.
If you haven’t already read my short story “The Green Boots” or my collection of short stories “The Green Boots and Other Awkward Short Stories” then you are cordially reminded to get on that.
Send me an email (or a comment here will do) and I’ll send you the PDF of the e-book, which is also available on Kindle for like $2.00. “The Green Boots” is the short story I’m most proud of. In fact, it won a Fiction of the Year Award in 2012. You’ll probably like it. Holler at me, love doves, and I’d love for you to read it.
Yes, this is because I love you, and yes, this is because it’s V-Day.
By the way, I’m on my way to Jamaica today. Keep your fingers crossed that I don’t get a sunburn.